BRAIN DROPPINGS FOR THE NEW YEAR FROM MIAMI

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is congress

10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

25. Going to church doesn't make you a MORAL PERSON any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

26. Where there's a will, there's relatives.

NOTE When you take from ONE source, its plagiarism... When you take from 26.... ( See above) Its RESEARCH!!!!!!!

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BRAIN DROPPINGS FROM SOUTH FLORIDA

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left..

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is congress

10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'

13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

25. Going to church doesn't make you a MORAL PERSON any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

26. Where there's a will, there's relatives.

NOTE When you take from ONE source, its plagiarism... When you take from 26.... ( See above) Its RESEARCH!!!!!!!

If you want a team that knows all 26 of these truisms, but also is THE leader in luxury beach sales and leasing in all of South Florida.... Call the HARDCASTLE GROUP AT 800-614-6151

WHO DO WE BLAME FOR ALL THE SPENDING?

(After all,.... non of US are responsible!!!!?!!,,, I want names!)

U.S. debt surpasses GDP NOW WE ARE OFFICIALLY GREECE!!!!! GET OUT THE BAKLAVA!! Lets Celebrate and throw all of Nancy Reagan's White House China in the Fire Place.... OOPPAA! WHO IS THE BIG SPENDER HERE? Ok so the President says that the 1% of you out there are KILLING and EATING the CHILDREN of the rest of the 99% of us...out THERE..... That cant be such a huge list! Lets get all the names and put them in CAMPS so that they cant hurt us like the Japanese Americans would have in WW11. We put THEM in camps and stole all thier money and their businesses for the 99%.. Why not those 1% people that are so EVIL ( Well... they ARE paying 52% of all tax revenues to Uncle Sam) BUT THATS JUST CONFUSING THINGS!!!! INCONVENIENT FACTS Compensation on Wall Street is set to be the lowest since 2008, when the financial crisis hit. According to people familiar with the situation, compensation for most of Goldman Sachs' approximately 400 partners will fall at least in half from 2010 (though that still amounts to more than $3 million per person). And pay for Goldman's fixed-income trading division could see compensation fall by 60%, with some people receiving no bonus at all. Morgan Stanley is expected to cut bonuses for some investment bankers and traders by 30%-40%. These compensation cuts are after banks made plans to slash more than 200,000 jobs over the next few years. WHAT ABOUT THE PRESIDENTS "COMMUNITY ORGANIZER" BUDDIES? Steve Rattner, an Obama CZAR spoke last month at the Detroit Economic Club, a nonpartisan organization that hosts public-policy discussions. To promote that appearance, Rattner agreed to an interview with local radio personality Frank Beckmann… The host opened the interview by asking if Rattner stepped down from his White House post in anticipation of the Security and Exchange Commission's (SEC) suit that would later allege a kickback scheme involving Rattner's private-equity firm. Things did not go well… I won't ruin the surprise, but the fireworks are well-worth listening to the interview posted to the WJR talk radio station website… Obama is not just a SOCIALIST.. HE IS A CRONY CAPITALIST/SOCIALIST... that actually in scientific economic circles is known as STATE FACISISM ( You know... TO BIG TO FAIL BUSINESSES in bed with the REGIME in power. (* See: NAZI GERMANY 1933-1945) This man was personally implicated in bribing New York state pension officials (but hasn't been indicted yet). He made close to $500 million via his private-equity fund (Quadrangle), while his investors underperformed municipal bonds. This guy lives in a $15 million home on Martha's Vineyard and in the same Fifth Avenue apartment building as George Soros. This is a guy who flies his own plane… whose wife is the leading fundraiser for the Democratic Party. This is Arthur Sulzberger Jr. and Michael Bloomberg's best friend. And Barry Diller's. This guy spent his entire life in the rarified world of Ivy League colleges, investment banks, and New York City's most elite social circles. And yet… even with all of these advantages, he ended up accused of bribing New York State pension officials to get them to invest with his private-equity firm. (By the way… I have to hand it to OBAMA! on appointing Rattner as the "car czar." OBAMA! knew about the corruption charges, and he appointed Rattner to restructure General Motors anyway. After all, who better to steal from bondholders than a crook?) And now, Rattner was going to lecture us, the great unwashed, about "income inequality." It was simply unbearable… After spending about 20 minutes congratulating himself on the bailout of GM (which cost taxpayers roughly $80 billion and bondholders roughly $27 billion), Rattner put up a chart he seemed to believe indicated rich people in America were making far too much money. ( NOTE) Rattner ended up settling his SEC case for $6.2 million, a pittance for the billionaire. He was also banned from "associating with any investment advisor or broker dealer" for two years. And as his appearance with Frank Beckmann makes clear… he doesn't want to talk about it. ELECTIONS MATTER... TODAYS LESSON No more needs to be said on this subject.. If you dont get it... Call 911.. you have no brain waves. SURE DEAL FOR TODAY Letting Hardcastle Group steer you with our extensive knowledge of Real Estate Investment, sales, purchases and management so you dont end up as a sorry news story on someone else's BLOG. Give us a call. 800-614-6151